Quotes

Dad: "I was waiting for my daughter to call me since it was Father's Day."
Me: (feeling really guilty) "I'm sorry Dad. How was your weekend?"
Dad: "Sad because I was waiting for my daughter to call me since it was Father's Day."

"You have to believe that you are the best thing since since sliced bread, but know you're not."

M: "I like the American work ethic. Americans put 100% into what they are doing. They love their job, they bruise their bodies for sport, they embrace something 100%. But going to Europe would be best for us."


R: "There is a price we pay for independence. If we were in France there is no way 2 women would be changing a flat. But in America, several men will go by without even a second glance."

Me: "I think we have trained our men well to not open doors."

M: "Yes. That is sad. But in France, you have the macho mentality. So you sacrifice too."


Monika: (clearing her plate of BBQ chicken) "Hey Sueann! Should I (points to my backyard chickens) feed them this?"
Me: "Sure! They'll eat anything....... ....... WAIT! NO! No! Don't feed the chickens chickens! Oh god, that's bad!"

R: "Was I the last to know this was going on?"
Me: "Yes. I'm sorry R."
R: "I'm an idiot."
Me: "No. You're a dude."
R: "You know? You're the third woman to say that to me."

P: (email) "I just wanted you to know, one of the piglets drowned this morning. But our pig is just fine. Guess M didn't realize you feed and water 'em in a trough, not a pickle bucket so the poor thing fell in and drowned. Guess it was good we named our pig Lucky."

Me: (at an estate sale) "You made it!"
C: "Yeah, wow. You got a lot of stuff. Did you get that Gucci bag too. (laughs)"
Me: "Yeah."
C: (serious) "OMG. No. Really?"
Me: "No."
C: "Shit, I almost thought you did."

Trin: "Going for a walk huh?"
Me: (double time march with Belle) "Yeah, more like job."
Trin: "Didn't go rollerblading with her huh?"
Me: "You can tell? Yup. She's full of energy."

Ben: (Pointing out that the on-coming car has one broken headlight) "Broken headlight! BEER! Did you play that?"
Me: "Where I grew up we couldn't drink while driving."
Ben: "We didn't always drink. It's that you owe me a beer."
Me: "Where I grew up we would say, 'You owe me a coke.' "
Ben: "Not, 'You owe me a bible?' "

D: "I think this is the first time I haven't been drunk with Harlow. (Looking at B scaling a rock cliff, doing a handstand, hugging everyone) ... Wow."

Darcy: "Uh. B had more beer."
Me: "Hmmm."
Darcy: "You sound just like your mom."
Me: "You've never met or heard her before."
Darcy: "I have a lot of Korean friends and 'Hmmm' is a common sound."

Dave: (To his youngest girl) "It's ok honey, you didn't mean to burn your sister's face."

Jen: (To her eldest daughter) "Under NO circumstances are you to EVER touch the drums!"

C: "She doesn't like the word pussy willow."
K: "It just...I can't say it."
C: "Or the word moist."
K: (shivers) 'Ug! and the word...panties. god I hate those words!"
Me: "So you'll never say, 'My panties are moist around my pussy?"
K: "AHHH!!! STOP! (covers her ears) Disgusting."

Me: (in the back of a pickup getting a ride up a hill to the reception) "This truck ride is really working out my keigal muscles."
Darcy: "Oh god we sound like old ladies!"

Random:

"It's not what you gather that matters, but what we scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived."

"I'm not fat compared to you."

"You're baby is so skinny. I mean, most babies are fat and yours is so thin. Not that that is a bad thing..or that..fat..."

E: "Honey. There's smoke. Is something burning?"
M: "Just the food."
E: "OK. I'll just kneel down to breathe. When's dinner?"

Quotes

I used to have a MySpace site and would blog the best quotes I heard that week. I've decided to continue that here on Sueann Friendly. Enjoy!

Friend: "What kind of dog is Belle?"
Ben: "Awesome."

Kabir: "You are tangled up in others and have forgotten what your heart once knew."

Kid: "His name is Extra."
Me: "Is that for extra pounds?" (referring to an enormous dachshund)

N: "The baby can come at anytime so I have my baby bag with me everywhere I go."
Ben: "Is that to catch the baby?"

D: "Honey. Your undies are showing."
J: "Oh. Thanks. Geez, the one time I wear underwear too."

Kids: "Do you know any jokes?"
Me: "Yes, but they are highly inappropriate for your age."
Kids to each other: "Then we better not tell her ours."

Jake S: "Geez Sueann. Why don't you just beat him up? At least those scars will heal."

Me to Mom's email: "Here are some links to the wedding dresses I like!"
Mom's reply: "Ugh."

Me: "How was your visit to Italy Mom?"
Mom on Skype: "Uhm. Itsu nice. I tink Mommy made to libbu Italy. I mean, Alpsoo so beautiful! But nuting open after noon. Mommy inconvienientsu. Eberybody closu Sunday too. I mean, golly how they get tings done? They are slow. I tell you. Different life here."
Me: "So the shopping is done before noon?"
Mom: "Yeah. Mommy not up by then."

Meatballs and Nuts

You can make an even funnier name for this dish by changing and adding the words meat, ball and nuts. I leave that up to you!

I was at an event in Wenatchee and the caterers had these fabulous meatballs! Ravenous Catering had it going on! When I got home I tried to figure out the recipe and came up with this. I know it is not the same, but the idea is there. Walnuts, raisins and black beans are used. How cool is that? Oh and it is a little spicy!

1 lb. ground pork
1 lb. ground beef
1 egg
1 cup fine breadcrumbs
1 tbl. granulated garlic
1/2 cup raisins
1 cup chopped walnuts
big squirt of ketchup (1/4 cup?)
1 tbl. paprika

Mix all above together and shape into balls. Fry 'em and set aside.

The Sauce:

1 can black beans
1 green pepper chopped
1 medium onion chopped
half a bottle of Thai sweet and sour sauce. The more Thai writing on the bottle the better!
another big squirt of ketchup
1/2 cup red wine vinegar

Add the onions and pepper into a pot and fry up till they sweat. You'll need a little oil of coarse, but you knew that. Then add the rest of the ingredients. Cook for 5 minutes the smoosh the beans with a potato masher in the pot. Add sauce to the meatballs and enjoy!

I suggest browning the balls and putting them in a crock pot with the sauce for a couple of hours. The smell will drive 'em crazy!

Eat with pasta or rice or use as appetizer.

Jalapeno Potato Casserole

A Sueann Friendly Original! I came up with this dish when I used to help with the Feral Cat spay and neuter clinic. I would bring this to help feed the veterinarians and student interns. It was a hit then and still is for those who like it spicy!

4 large russets or equivalent other type potato. I am a fan of the reds and yellows. Thin slice. I use the food processor.
1 large onion chopped
2-4 jalapenos with seeds if you dare!
1 1/2 cup Canola Mayo - Best Foods makes a good one and its usually at Safeway
1 chicken bouillon cube dissolved in a little water
1 tbl. granulated garlic or 4-5 cloves crushed garlic
pepper and bread crumbs for the top

Directions: For quick cooking microwave the sliced potatoes!
In a food processor add jalapenos, half onions, bouillon water, garlic, and mayo. Pulse till liquefied. Pour over potatoes and other half of chopped onions. I like to make sure the liquid covers most of the potatoes. Add bread crumbs on top, spritz with some oil and bake 350 degree oven: 15-25 minutes if you microwaved potatoes, 35-40 if raw.

Perogies on Steriodies

Perogies at the top, served with steamed broccoli, beats and...uh...some white thing...cauliflower?



Perogies are a favorite of my favorite person. He grew up eating them with butter and cheese sauce. So what to do to make these Polish dough balls Sueann Friendly? Well, the dough itself is a simple mix of flour and rice. It is the filling and the sauce you change. I decided to up the health factor of he perogies and incorporate some extra morel mushrooms I just happen to have.

I decreased the amount of flour and replaced it with ground flax seeds. The filling is mashed potato, salt, fried up morels, onions and garlic. The dough is WAY soft and sticky if you add flax but don't let this stop you. The health benefits of flax is worth it!

For the sauce, I use Pregu because it is a Sueann Friendly off the shelf sauce. Spaghetti sauce is great for dipping perogies in if you can't do cheese!

Perogies original recipe:

2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 egg, beaten
2/3 cup cold water

Mix into dough for a few minutes. I have a perogie maker, if you do not roll out dough and use a glass to cut rounds. Add a little bit of the filling and close. This is similar to making small egg rolls.

Filling:
4 medium potatoes mashed
salt to taste
bacon, mushrooms, onions, or whatever you think will be good. I recommend sausage and sauerkraut!!! Yum!

Now you boil these until the dough is cooked. I say about 3-5 minutes. Any longer and the dough starts to fall apart. Serve hot. The next morning you can fry them up in oil! And as we know, everything is better fried! :)

Quotes!

L: "What kind of dog is Belle?"
Ben: "Awesome."


Ben: (Looking at two drops of liquid on the gravel) "Is that from your nose? No. Your clutch fluid is leaking."


Me: (kissing Ben goodbye 4am) "Love you. See you later."
Ben: "Have a good day. Don't poop your pants."


K: "So my kid says to my friend, 'Mommy is going dumpster diving with Sueann.' And I was like...oh my god. They hear EVERYTHING!"


Mom: "Go ahead. You are grown up now. You can do on your own. See. We told you to do it when we there!"
Me: "Mm Hm."
Mom: "You can do it without us. You grown up."
Me: "It's not about being an adult Mom. It's that we wanted you there for the wedding to celebrate with us. It's not about being grown up."
Mom: "I send you money."
Me: "....ok."

Coming Soon! Why I Gained Weight! Because He Cooks Too!

Of coarse, I can't blame my size 10 (ahem...12) jeans on my personal chef, but it is a nice excuse. I am back on and so are the recipes.

And guess what? I have found some great alternatives to milk and soy!

More to come....