Quotes!

L: "What kind of dog is Belle?"
Ben: "Awesome."


Ben: (Looking at two drops of liquid on the gravel) "Is that from your nose? No. Your clutch fluid is leaking."


Me: (kissing Ben goodbye 4am) "Love you. See you later."
Ben: "Have a good day. Don't poop your pants."


K: "So my kid says to my friend, 'Mommy is going dumpster diving with Sueann.' And I was like...oh my god. They hear EVERYTHING!"


Mom: "Go ahead. You are grown up now. You can do on your own. See. We told you to do it when we there!"
Me: "Mm Hm."
Mom: "You can do it without us. You grown up."
Me: "It's not about being an adult Mom. It's that we wanted you there for the wedding to celebrate with us. It's not about being grown up."
Mom: "I send you money."
Me: "....ok."

Coming Soon! Why I Gained Weight! Because He Cooks Too!

Of coarse, I can't blame my size 10 (ahem...12) jeans on my personal chef, but it is a nice excuse. I am back on and so are the recipes.

And guess what? I have found some great alternatives to milk and soy!

More to come....